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Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

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Lisa Vanderpump Sangria is an amazing
product.

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I have always planned on getting back
into the wine and stress business at

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point. I'm happy that Schwartz is making
a commitment to something.

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We didn't realize what a big undertaking
it is and what a time commitment it

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would be.

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We turn around, there's two cops.

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Jack, that's to get arrested. I am
definitely suspending you, and we really

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to have a serious conversation about
your future.

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Jack, he wants to talk to you. No.

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Our engagement party's coming up, and I
would love for you to come.

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I'm hoping to actually talk to her at
some point before that. Oh, yeah, you're

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dreaming. That's not going to happen.

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Are we ready for this?

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I don't know. I'm not, like, the best
host in the world. I feel like you've

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this before because you already have
everything really cute.

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Danny Shea, who also works at Thirst,
has been in the house for six months,

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which I think is relatively new.

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We're calling it a housewarming party,
but really it's just an excuse to get

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drunk. Welcome, and I hope you enjoy.

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Who do we have coming for sure? Because
I've only invited Christina.

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Stassi. So who else could be coming?

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Sheena and Ariana, but they're both
coming. Okay.

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With Tom and Shay. Okay. I mean, I text
Jack. All he said was thank you so much,

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so I don't know if he's coming or not.

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That'll be really interesting with
Stassi here, too, by the way. I know,

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forget her.

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Danny, Shay, and a couple of my other
friends absolutely love Stassi. I've met

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her one time. I thought she was great.

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But the rest of my family, they don't
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this girl.

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Christina and Scott, they're coming over
right now. Oh, they're coming over

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right now? Yeah.

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Do you miss living here?

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No. Although I do miss having an
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Yay!

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Oh, my gosh.

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I haven't been here in two years.

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Okay, look.

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White walls, black fireplace.

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So much nicer than when I was here.

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I can't believe I'm sweeping your
apartment right now. I'm such a bitch.

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The thing is, if you just wouldn't do
stupid shit at all, you wouldn't have to

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be there sweeping.

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Hi. Good to see you.

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Thank you. This is so weird.

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When I moved out of the apartment, Lala
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Danny moved in with her. I mean, that's
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You're in my room, right?

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Yes. I want to see your room. Okay. My
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with Danny Shea and Christina Kelly. We
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remember coming down the elevator and
Stassi being like, Stop.

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I love this outfit.

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Oh, my God.

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Again, it looks so much better than when
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To have someone older than me who lives
in L .A. tell me that she likes my

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outfit, I was, like, feeling good, you
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Are a lot of people coming?

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Ariana, Sheena, their men, Tom and Shay.

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Did you just get uncomfortable?

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No, I mean, I haven't seen them in like
a year. I don't know.

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I don't mind bumping into Tom and Ariana
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get along with those people, but I'm
really interested in getting a

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back with Katie.

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She's friends with them, and I know that
it's inevitable.

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Then you and I can just team up, and
we'll just be like everybody. I don't

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give a f*** anymore. I think that's an
excellent idea.

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Yeah, I'm just going to do it.

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Everything's okay?

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Yeah, I'm just prepping all this stuff.
I want it to be all clean and sparkly.

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We go through a lot of Pinot Noir here
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So easy to drink.

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Yeah. Hey, guys. Hey.

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Is this your first day back or what?
Literally, it is two weeks to go to tea.

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Hopefully, the dust has settled a little
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is wrong. I'm paying for it financially.

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I'm paying for it with my friend.

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Thank God my friends were there. I don't
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them being there.

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I don't even know what to say. I don't
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lesson to learn.

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Are you guys going to Lala's thing
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Yeah, we're going to go buy that.

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We're going to go. I really wanted to
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and the way Brittany and Lala kind of...
Hello?

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I've been honest. Be honest.

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I am being honest.

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You're not. You told me you would... It
might be good to set this one up. Yeah,

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I think I'm going to... You know,
Schwartz met up with Stassi last night.

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Are you kidding?

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No, I'm not kidding. Dude, I can't...
Part of me feels like she targeted him

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because she knows he's weak.

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Back into the group.

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Hi. What's up, Lisa?

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Look, he's back.

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Hi. Look at their favorite partner.

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Hey, what are you doing here? What's
with the cat drag thing?

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Well, it's been two weeks.

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Hey, can you help me with the coffee?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. What's going on?

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Well, it's been two weeks.

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Two amazing weeks, Jack. No, it hasn't
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anyway. I said what I had to say.

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No, I know. What I did in Hawaii has
nothing to do with my life in Los

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But I'm just going to sit there and nod
and smile. No, ma 'am. I'm very sorry.

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I will never do it again. It was a big
mistake.

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It won't happen again.

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I've learned a lot from it. I've had a
lot of time to think about it. Maybe now

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is the time for you to do some positive
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Stop thinking about yourself.

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What he did in Hawaii was totally all
about him, and he got busted.

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I want Jack to stop thinking about Jack
Taylor and start thinking about other

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people. You remember Covenant House,
right? All the kids that came here and

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did the dinner for them.

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I hope you're all hungry, you guys.

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So we're doing a clothing drive, and you
can, you know, get some stuff of yours.

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Absolutely. I know Tom and Tom have tons
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give. Come with the guys to the house
and, you know, start. You're not doing

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some good for others. I would love to do
that. I don't think you're a bad

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person. I'm not a bad person. I just do
dumb things. Sometimes you do bad

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things. I'm working on that.

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Hi.

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Welcome, welcome.

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Hey, the smell's getting here.

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What? Hi.

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Tom's wearing new ice feet.

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What?

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You guys are so cute.

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Lala wears the hoop earrings better than
anybody, except J -Lo and Beyonce.

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I love it. I'm telling you, though, I do
need new gold hoops, so don't take them

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out. It's awkward.

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We bought you a gift. Yeah, we got you
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clapped up the joint. Yeah, really just
like... I'm going to try and make eye

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contact right now.

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Me and Lola? Yeah. You guys are so...
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You did not need to bring anything. I
really appreciate it. I really

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it. It's in there.

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I can't just sit here.

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It's too awkward.

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We can't just like... I'm going to throw
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Hi.

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I wish there was like...

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You know,

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I knew it was going to be awkward to see
Sandoval, but, like, it's really

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awkward because he's just ignoring me.

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Let's make shots. Let's make shots.

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Hey, remember me?

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We used to be friends for, like, a
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other, but I still exist.

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You guys, we made shots.

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Oh, wait. We made shots.

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These are icebreakers.

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Cheers. I'm definitely not going to put
up with any of her now, and I'm not

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going to get emotional or upset. I'm
just going to be very cut and dry.

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It's been a while since we did that
walk.

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The fact that Stassi's going to be
there, I mean, fine.

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That doesn't change my mind. I'm still
going to go because I do not run away

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from that girl.

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I haven't liked Stassi for a very long
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So...

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My tables are done.

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What side work or what do I need to do?

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You need to polish all the glasses in
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coffee bar is clean.

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Thank you, Katie.

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I have no idea what I'm going to say to
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good to start this off.

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Hi. Hi, love.

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How are you guys?

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Good. How are you?

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Smile. It's been like a year.

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Since I've talked to Sheena.

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Do you think I want to hang out with
Kristen? I didn't say that. That's you?

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You know what my big problem with you
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wisely. That's why you don't have that
many.

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And every time I do it, it makes me hate
her more.

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Sorry, my hands are full.

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That's for you.

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Let's see, man. How's it going? Thank
you for that. You're welcome.

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That's very clever.

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You know, I'm not really sure what I've
done to you, but I'll take a Pinot

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Grigio.

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Pinot Gris? I have to.

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I haven't been friends with Jossie in a
very long time, but I know two things

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she likes. Blue and Pinot Grigio.

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So here you go, bitch.

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Should we take more shots?

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I'll do more shots.

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I used to love confrontation. Now it's
like that.

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Cheers!

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Are they all poisoned?

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Tequila? Yes, I poison them all.

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Definitely a little awkward.

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Cheers. Cheers.

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Oh my gosh, that is good.

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Christina Kelly, I'm getting you a
little buzz tonight.

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Are we on drinks, babe?

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Oh yeah, I just poured myself a shot.

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I'm certainly friendly with Sheena right
now. We're cool. We can hang out. We

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obviously care a lot about each other.
The question is, will we be best friends

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again?

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No. I haven't spoken to you in a really
long time.

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It's been a while.

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It's nice to see you, though.

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I think Stassi is, uh... It's almost
like seeing a ghost.

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But, like, a bitchy ghost.

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Like a bitch ghost.

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Like a ghost that's a bitch.

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You know, it's like... And that's the
thing.

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It's really hard to explain.

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I don't really know where to go from
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I'm figuring it out.

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The thing is, like, you're staying with
Kristen now, right?

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I don't know if you realize how much
that basically just kills anything that

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you've ever stood for.

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I don't think so.

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Let me tell you why. Let me tell you
why. What that tells me about you is

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your issues with Sheena and your issues
with Katie were all really bullshit.

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Because if somebody is not benefiting
you in a certain way, it's like you'll

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just discard them.

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Stassi is trying to make sense of why
she cut off Katie because Katie was

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friends with Sheena because Sheena
supposedly put the sex tape out. When

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preach about morals in such an
egotistical way and then conveniently

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sleeping on Kristen's couch, how can you
really trust anything that comes out of

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her mouth?

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When somebody hurts me to the point
where I feel like...

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If everything was going great in
Stassi's life and she was going around

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apologizing to people, that would be one
thing.

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But the bitch is homeless.

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Like, she's desperate.

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We'll finish this conversation at a
later time.

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Coming up.

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You can't do that. I felt bad because I
was harsh on her. I was really harsh.

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How could you do that?

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It's nice. I'm free tonight.

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Brittany's got to play one of my shows.

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What is she doing? She's working for
Moni. She won't approve.

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So, Hooters, Playboy Mansion.

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Is it like a pajama? Well, actually, she
sent me a picture, but this is like...

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Is she wearing like a bra?

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Oh, my God.

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Dude, she isn't getting a boob job. Her
boobs are mine. Wait, hold on. She's

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going to get a boob job?

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She wants to get her boobs done. He's
paying for it. Make sure it's not too

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You guys ready to order? I need a few
more minutes. Can I have a chicken

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quesadilla? Okay, perfect.

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Just chicken tacos.

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Okay. Can I get the tostada fresca?

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Tostada fresca with chicken, okay. Thank
you very much. You can get that

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everywhere I go. Okay.

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Thank you. I heard a little, what
happened yesterday?

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Well, I mean, mama comes up to me.

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Hey, was she topless?

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And then she goes, she's like, I get it,
we don't like each other.

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Like this. She got all snappy. Well, her
attitude was so snotty. Well, I just

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wanted to let you know that I will be
having a party that I obviously don't

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you to attend.

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First of all, I would not expect an
invitation or want an invitation or

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like that.

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I mean, why would I go? Oh, my God. I
definitely avoided a huge train wreck.

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she in a whiff faster right now?

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Yes.

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Welcome to my and Lala's humble abode.
Thank you. Thank you guys for coming.

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What can I get you, babe? You want a
beer?

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Thank you.

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Are you kidding me?

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Okay, fine.

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Cheers. Cheers.

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How was life?

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Um, I'm okay.

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I've heard a lot of things. I don't know
what's true and what's not, because you

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can't believe everything you hear.
That's true. I don't know what you've

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so I don't know what... I know you're
staying with Kristen right now. The

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who you hated the most, and that was
your issues with me and Katie, going to

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Miami, and you're like, oh, you think I
want to be around people like Kristen.

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Wait, wait, wait. Let me just establish
the fact that my issue with Katie was

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not about Kristen.

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It was about you.

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I actually hate Gina.

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If I hated somebody and I saw that
Derek's boyfriend was showing a video,

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I would get on the phone immediately.

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First of all, I would say, put that
f***ing s*** away.

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You're the one who f***ing told me about
it. Yeah, I did tell you about it. In

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the middle of work, laughing about it. I
did tell you about it. We don't even

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talk about it. And then I just felt
like, why am I ever going to talk to any

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these people again?

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It was the darkest point of my life. But
that is where...

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So my hurt came from, and that is where
when Katie, all of a sudden I heard that

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Katie was going to your bridal shower
and then to your bachelorette party.

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That's what it was about.

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I didn't like you at the time when that
was going around. But it doesn't

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actually matter if you like somebody or
not. That's like a line that should

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never be crossed. And that's what I've
apologized for, but I'm finishing my

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sentence. So when he asked me for my
contact with every website out there, I

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said, are you f***ing kidding me?
Absolutely f***ing not. And I told him.

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You cannot do this.

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So I'm very sorry that you've heard that
and that you felt that way about me for

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the past year and a half or however long
it's been. But I would absolutely never

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do that.

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Like that's so low.

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I could never do something like that to
anybody.

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Not even you.

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Okay. So I'm really sorry that you
thought that.

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I really appreciate that. And I really
actually, I believe you.

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Sheena denied having any involvement for
a year and a half. And if she just

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would have admitted to the little part
she played in it back then, I would have

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gone to Miami.

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Probably would have gone to her wedding.

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Katie and I would still be friends.

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I am just happy to get this story
straight now. I have realized.

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That, like, I have lost out on a lot of
things and a lot of good people because

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that's how I cope. Like, that's how I
protect myself. It's like, you, you're

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done. And that is where I was wrong.

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There is still a part of Stassi that is
self -serving. You know, she wants her

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friends back. But hearing Stassi say she
was wrong, that felt really good.

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I need more tequila. I don't know if you
do. Yeah. I need a cocktail.

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Are you getting any updates?

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She gave us a bottle of Pinot Grigio,
and she said it was a clever gift.

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Awesome. Doc is also on this apology
tour kind of situation, which brings me

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you. You went out with her, didn't you?
Yeah. What happened?

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I mean, it was pretty brutal.

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Did she say, hey, I want to be friends
again? I told her the prospect of you

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guys rekindling that friendship is...

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It's far -fetched. I mean, for me, like,
I don't want to talk to her because she

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hurt me. I had this unwavering loyalty
to her that she took advantage of. I

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mourned my friendship with Dossie, and I
mourned it until I forgot, and all

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those feelings have come back up now
that she's back.

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My life is a lot different than it was a
year ago. What did you say about the

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engagement, by the way? Did you say
anything? Oh, my God, yeah.

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I invited her to the engagement party.

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No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

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What? I invited her to the engagement
party.

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No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

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No, no, no, no, no. I was so... No, Tom.

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Listen, I was... Tom, you can't do that.
Listen, I was so mean to her that I

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felt like... Listen, listen, let me just
explain. First of all, it's our

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engagement party, so you don't invite...
Let me explain.

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Can I explain?

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Can I explain?

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Why would you just extend an invitation
like that?

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Well, because I felt bad because I was
harsh on her. I was really harsh. I

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care if you feel bad.

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Tom of anybody knows that I don't want
to see Stassi and I don't want her at my

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engagement party. You have to realize
that was my best friend and you saw me

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when it happened. I was destroyed by it.
I know, I know.

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Maybe I was a little gung -ho with the
invitation to the engagement party.

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I didn't fully think it through, you
know. Maybe I am a sucker.

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But if you ask me, I'd say Stassi is
changed.

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Even now what she's doing is selfish.

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This is selfish what she's doing. This
is a really good time in my life.

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And she's like tainting it. I told her
to reel it back and tread lightly.

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You don't do what you did and walk away
from here and then think a text message

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is going to win me over. It's not going
to happen.

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Like I...

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want so bad for her to realize what she
did and like realize kind of like the

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friend I was to her but like I don't
think she's ever gonna realize that and

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that's just like really hard like I
don't think she's she's never gonna get

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because she doesn't know how to be a
friend coming up you got through the

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you got through to Sheena these are
stepping stones to get to Katie like

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working your way up the totem pole you
have a shot I have a shot

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Breakfast is served.

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Yeah. Red Bull and vodka at noon.

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And just, can I say, you are the most
fun person I've ever lived with.

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I'm really, right? I'm really fun. You
are.

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Maybe I won't get my own.

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Kristen is just fun.

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I mean, she's laid back and relaxed with
me and she wants to drink all the time.

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I mean, like at any hour.

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La la.

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I was at her, well, my apartment.

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Oh, yeah. My apartment.

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In your bedroom. In my bedroom, first of
all. She's, like, super ghetto and...

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No. Well, she wasn't dressed classy.

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She's not classy, so I wouldn't assume.

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Like, I'm telling you, she was so nice
to me. Like, I can't, well, I just,

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can't with Lala. I can't. I was not
formally invited to Lala's stupid party.

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You know some people are, like, a step
down from where you are?

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Lala's, like...

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A few stories down, like many, many
flights of stairs down from where I'm

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Oh my God, so much happened last night.
Okay. Sheena and Shay walked in and I'm

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like, time to make shots.

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And she goes, I could be a fly on that
wall.

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Yeah. I genuinely believe in her apology
and she owned up to it. And right when

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she did that, I was like.

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Oh, my God. I can let any of this...
Like, I feel like now I can let it go.

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Yeah. And then when I was talking to
Sheena and we were getting to a place

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we were both like, I understand you and
I understand you.

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You were like, I want Sheena back in my
life. And I'm like, I actually think I

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want to go have a drink with you and
hang out. Does it feel so much better,

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like, being our whole family back
together?

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It's not really back together.

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Not yet.

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No, but it's just... It was a very...
You got through to Schwartz. You got

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through to Sheena. These are stepping
stones to get to Katie. Like, you're

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working your way up the totem pole.

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I really miss the days when it was
Katie, Stassi, and I. And as badly as I

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us to be one big happy family all over
again, it's not going to happen that

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fast, and I can't force anyone on
anyone.

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I feel like if I can get, like, the
people that have been hating me to

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believe me, then I feel like I'm one
step closer to Katie.

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You have a shot. I have a shot.

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My band is called Charles McMansion. My
inspiration for the music is...

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Let's get people off their ass and get
them dancing.

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00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:53,230
Dude, I'm shooting a music video. I
mean, I'm already paying for production.

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Like, we brought a session musician.

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00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:03,370
Yeah, just mute it.

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00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,590
Yeah. Holy shit. What kind of tab are
you running up?

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00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:11,610
Dude, it's not cheap. I'm already in the
thousands. I imagine, yeah. I mean, I

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need to make money.

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Speaking of which, man. Yeah. Are you
ready for this meeting or what?

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We have a meeting with Pandora and
Jason, and every meeting I feel like

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been a lot of Schwartz talking and me
having to do damage control, and I feel

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like I haven't been able to sort of
slide into my vibe and my game. If I'm

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honest with you, my feet got a little
cold.

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Really? Yeah.

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Why? I feel like I'm either all in with
this or I'm all out.

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There's no in between for me, and I
think I'm all out, dude.

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For me, it's like still when I go to
auditions and castings, like, I'm fun.

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exciting. I've been doing pretty good
with the modeling and the acting stuff.

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I'm not killing it, but I'm doing pretty
good.

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Yeah, that looks good.

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And right now I want to focus on that,
and I don't need a job getting in the

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way. Did you tell Katie?

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00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:12,140
No, I haven't told Katie. I didn't even
think about that. Dude, she's going to

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fucking kill you. Like, why not just do
it part -time?

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I think she'll understand.

429
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:17,220
She's going to understand.

430
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:20,760
Listen, what else can I say? I don't
think she's going to understand.

431
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I think she's going to be fucking
smirked. She's going to understand.

432
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,480
Dude, you're going to be kicking
yourself in a couple months from now.

433
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,680
Eh, we'll see.

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When I'm basically getting paid to
party.

435
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:43,540
Is everything okay?

436
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,280
Did you want another glass of the white?

437
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:51,800
So, darling. Hi. How many covers did you
do tonight? There was a little over

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300. That's good. Good for a Tuesday.

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Any problems?

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00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:01,720
No. Everyone has been happy. Happy?
Yeah. No mistakes. I like to hear. Mm

441
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,920
How about you? I saw Miss Jossie the
other night.

442
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,180
I've seen her. Trust me.

443
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,120
Yeah. It's...

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did not go anywhere remotely close to
where I thought it was going to go. This

445
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is a lot for me to say, but I really
believe she's genuine.

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She's sorry.

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But there's still a part of me that
actually looks at her and wonders how

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-serving this is. But it felt good to
just at least be able to let go of hurt

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and anger and all of that.

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You're always forgiving. You want
everybody to get on that, so you are.

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I think Sheena wants to live in this
idle world with unicorns and rainbows.

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And she doesn't actually hold people
accountable for their actions. She

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their responsibility.

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And I think sometimes she might sweep
just a little too much under that rug.

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I don't know how Katie's going to feel
about it. She's still not there with it

456
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yet. You didn't have as much investment
in the relationship as Katie did now.

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Katie used to be differential to Stassi.

458
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:04,070
And then suddenly, when Stassi treated
her like she did, you saw the

459
00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:05,070
emancipation of Katie.

460
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,290
You saw Katie kind of suddenly come out
and become her own person.

461
00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:13,330
I think they should have a conversation
so Katie can get just everything that's

462
00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:16,610
still bothering her out. Let Katie do it
in her own time. Oh, no, I'm not, like,

463
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:17,529
encouraging it.

464
00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,670
Okay, come on, let's get back to this.
All right.

465
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,420
It's good to be back.

466
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:31,160
Yeah? It's good to be taken again.

467
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:32,620
Welcome back, dude.

468
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:33,860
Welcome back. I'm back.

469
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,280
I'm a little rusty. It's all good.

470
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,900
Tomorrow we have Kyle Chan's thing. Are
you going to that? Oh, yeah, yeah. That

471
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:39,619
should be a good event.

472
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:43,240
Yeah, it's fun, dude. Kyle Chan, he's an
L .A. jewelry designer and actually

473
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,020
designed the ring that Schwartz gave to
Katie. He's throwing a party at Pump.

474
00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:48,610
celebrating marriage equality.

475
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,070
I'm

476
00:26:52,070 --> 00:27:05,150
not

477
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:11,650
trying to be a dick, but I'm tired of
hearing about the goddamn band all the

478
00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:14,950
time. You know, I want to be a good
friend and have some faith in you, but I

479
00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:16,210
don't think you're going to follow
through with this.

480
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,680
Sorry. Touching public.

481
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:19,719
Touching public.

482
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,180
CIP. Just for the tip.

483
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:29,160
Coming up. It's the second time. You
went out just like big bloody wussy

484
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:42,340
Well, who's this for again?

485
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,080
Doesn't matter what it's for. We're
helping out kids.

486
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:45,360
Oh, my God.

487
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680
Hey.

488
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,860
The closet's the same size as my
apartment.

489
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,160
Show me what you're giving.

490
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,620
Look at these brand new boots. They're a
gift, but they're too big.

491
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,960
You know, I love helping people out.
This is a great cause.

492
00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:58,660
And if it makes Kenley feel like me
more, I'm all for it. It's a win -win.

493
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,060
But these are like brand new stuff.

494
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,700
I mean, this has got a bloody security
tag on it.

495
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,960
Oh, see? Look, that's nice. I want that,
yeah.

496
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,520
What is this jewelry?

497
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,980
Can I have that? I can get this
tailored.

498
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,680
Jack, try this on. Jack, do not be
trying any of that on.

499
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:21,100
I'm hoping that they're not going to
take some of Ken's clothes and put them

500
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,300
their own wardrobes. It should take you
five minutes.

501
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,680
But I have a feeling I'm hoping for too
much. Whoever brought that?

502
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,899
Who?

503
00:28:28,899 --> 00:28:32,360
Disgusting. Dude, that's one of Jack's.
That's from a sheet girl right here,

504
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,760
dude. Yeah. Dude, it's so nice.

505
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,240
Hey, guys, look.

506
00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:36,959
Right there.

507
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,739
What the?

508
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:38,339
Let me.

509
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:40,940
Is that a nipple?

510
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,380
Dude, I'm taking that. Click.

511
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:50,740
Going right to the highway reel. Oh, my
God. Dude, she's really hot. I don't

512
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,120
have a second thought about gaining now.

513
00:28:52,510 --> 00:28:57,850
I've often fantasized about what Lisa
looks like topless, and I think I just

514
00:28:57,850 --> 00:29:00,670
to seize this moment and, you know,
indulge.

515
00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,030
She is gorgeous.

516
00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:03,370
Take it all in.

517
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:05,030
Hey, guys, how's it going?

518
00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:08,650
Hey. Tom, Lisa wants you downstairs. She
wants to talk to you.

519
00:29:09,690 --> 00:29:14,690
I'm dreading seeing Lisa because I seek
Lisa's approval, and just knowing that

520
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:17,930
she's going to be disappointed in me
about quitting the sangria thing is

521
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,770
me, but I still feel like I made the
right decision.

522
00:29:22,229 --> 00:29:25,230
Okay, let's cut to the chase. You know
why I wanted to talk to you, right?

523
00:29:25,590 --> 00:29:31,130
Yeah. Andy told me that you told her
that you can't commit to doing the LVP

524
00:29:31,130 --> 00:29:35,570
Sangria. I think I was naive about the
amount of time necessary to commit.

525
00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:39,610
And I feel like if I do this, I want to
go 100 % on this. And I'm not ready to

526
00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:40,489
go all in.

527
00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:44,690
This is the second time you've went out,
just like big bloody wussy pussy.

528
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:48,050
I felt like shit about this, to be
honest.

529
00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:52,900
However... The reason which I backed
out, I thought to myself,

530
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:56,500
did book a job, but also I had a date
booked with Panora and Jason to do an

531
00:29:56,500 --> 00:30:01,020
event. I would choose the job, and I
felt like that's not fair for them to be

532
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:04,120
the back seat, you know? You are now
entering a different phase of your life

533
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,640
where you have asked Katie to marry you.
And so you've got to follow through

534
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,660
with the rest of your life with
commitment, committing to things.

535
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:14,520
I work my ass off because that's when
you want to get from here to there. You

536
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,920
have to work your ass off. You don't
have to faff around going to a little

537
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,829
bloody casting.

538
00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:22,070
The idea is I'm building up to
something. How long is it going to take

539
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,890
build up to that? I'm making excuses for
myself.

540
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:26,630
That's exactly what you're doing.

541
00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:30,750
I mean, it's no surprise that Schwartzy
quit. We were doing actually quite well

542
00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:31,750
without him.

543
00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:36,930
I just thought that maybe he wanted to
do something for his future.

544
00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:42,090
You have got to, you know, make a few
changes, I think, in your life.

545
00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,169
Duly noted.

546
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:44,170
All right, let's go.

547
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,250
All right, thanks, Lisa.

548
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,750
Bye, darling. Bye.

549
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,200
So I'm not with Alex anymore.

550
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,580
We're still really good friends. I love
the guys.

551
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,860
I mean, I can either sober up right
after dinner and go home, or we can get

552
00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:24,860
drinks.

553
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,260
And I can sleep on your couch
downstairs.

554
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:30,900
We had sex four times, and we're back to
being friends.

555
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,880
Then I went on a dating app, and this
guy was my first right swipe.

556
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:42,260
This is Carter.

557
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:50,380
I'm just noticing it's one of Kristen's
many boyfriends that she keeps bringing

558
00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:51,339
to different events.

559
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:55,320
Wait, did you guys know that she's not
on the list for this party?

560
00:31:55,580 --> 00:32:00,560
So Kristen has decided to come to
another party that she wasn't invited

561
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:06,820
At a restaurant owned by a woman who
despises her, the DJ is her very

562
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:11,640
and very recent ex -boyfriend. With a
guy on her arm, she probably has no idea

563
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,100
what the hell he's getting into.

564
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,380
Just another night in the life of
Kristen Doty.

565
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,639
How's it going?

566
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,480
Yeah, it's going great. I'm having a lot
of fun, yeah.

567
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,980
All right, I don't want any distractions
tonight.

568
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:45,960
Got it. And what are we drinking
tonight?

569
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:47,180
One drink, remember?

570
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,420
One drink.

571
00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:50,570
Lisa's obviously given me so much
opportunity.

572
00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:55,730
She's trusted me, and she's been such a
good figure for me. I felt very bad when

573
00:32:55,730 --> 00:32:56,950
I disrespected her.

574
00:32:57,170 --> 00:33:00,370
I've been doing everything in the world,
and you still praise Jack for his

575
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:01,630
monkey dumb ass.

576
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:03,970
You know, so I've been a bit of a
drunken ass.

577
00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:07,410
So time to pull back on the drinking and
be on my best behavior.

578
00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:11,850
Keep focused on it. Coming up.

579
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,690
Dude, stop acting like you're the number
one guy in this group, man.

580
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,160
I'm the number one guy in the school.

581
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,940
Are you f***ing kidding me, Jack?

582
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,700
After party, your house?

583
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,460
Yes. You guys are more than welcome to
come over after.

584
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,380
I want to talk to you, though. Okay.

585
00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:38,540
Here's the thing.

586
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:41,880
We're going to get married, and we're
going to have a future one day. So now

587
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:46,880
is time. is my business. I don't want
you to be passing up opportunities

588
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,040
even exploring them.

589
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:52,580
I think Schwartz came to the conclusion
that at this time, he just doesn't think

590
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:55,080
he can commit 100%. Oh, God.

591
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:59,540
We're going to eventually start a
family, and I need to know that you're

592
00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:05,260
to want to... I'm working on it. I know
I'm kind of a mess right now. I don't

593
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:09,280
know what I'm doing right now. I'm
working, and in the meantime, I'm just

594
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,580
sustaining until I figure out exactly
what I want to do.

595
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:17,520
I have bet everything on this guy, and I
don't want to be scared that I pick the

596
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,159
guy that can't commit to things because
he's scared of failing.

597
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,540
So here's a time where I'm not going to
defend you to people anymore. I'm like,

598
00:34:23,659 --> 00:34:27,260
you know what? He is flighty. He is kind
of like fair weather. He can't really

599
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:30,260
rely on him because he walks away from
job opportunities.

600
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,739
Have I ever not paid rent? Have I ever
not paid any of my bills on time? Did I

601
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,380
just buy you your dream ring?

602
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:38,719
You know, like, get off my back.

603
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,699
That was a pussy -ass move.

604
00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:45,870
I was in a position where I was trying
to transition out of acting and

605
00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:48,909
You never did it in the first place, so
don't compare what you did to me. I

606
00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:51,730
never did what? You never, I mean,
acting and modeling, really.

607
00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:55,690
I'm not, I mean, I'm not trying to be an
actor, but like, I know I wasn't trying

608
00:34:55,690 --> 00:34:58,950
to put you down. I'm sorry, but I've
been pursuing that since I was like two,

609
00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:04,210
seven. You decided this when you were
like, what, 25? So shut up about that.

610
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:06,890
That was a really hard time for me to
give up.

611
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:10,090
It's not about what my resume is at.

612
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,960
It's not about what modeling jobs I did
or what acting gigs I booked. I want Tom

613
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,720
to get it into his head now that he is
capable of so much more than what he's

614
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,720
doing now.

615
00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:46,770
The word on the street is that you may
be doing a little upgrade in this. Yeah,

616
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:47,770
I might be.

617
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:53,110
My doctor, John, he really discounted
heavily on my nose.

618
00:35:53,330 --> 00:35:56,890
If he heavily discounted, I told her I'd
take care of it. Brittany really wanted

619
00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:59,830
a disc surgery, and I happen to be
really good friends with the doctor.

620
00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:03,630
Brittany, you know, put up so much with
this whole sunglass thing, standing by

621
00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:06,470
my side. So this is a nice gift that I
can give her.

622
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:23,390
You know what? I think I figured it out.
Jack should be dating maybe like a

623
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:28,490
mound of clay where he can mold all of
her opinions and thoughts and boobies

624
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:29,368
way he wants.

625
00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:32,050
But he's not. He's dating Brittany.

626
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:56,400
Everybody, especially Pomp and Lisa for
having us. And also I'm really, really

627
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,420
happy that you just be able to marry the
one that you love.

628
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:00,880
Thank you.

629
00:37:21,259 --> 00:37:22,259
I'm really annoyed.

630
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,520
Why? George?

631
00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:25,200
Yes? What do you do?

632
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,500
For starters.

633
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,620
You know how he's going to do the
sangria stuff with his mom? He quit

634
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:33,860
actually started. I mean, maybe I
wouldn't be as annoyed with him if he

635
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:38,660
just also extend an invitation to stop
you to our engagement party.

636
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,470
He invited her to our engagement party.

637
00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:46,690
How are you not more mad? I would be so
pissed. No, I'm not mad. I've had a day

638
00:37:46,690 --> 00:37:53,050
and a half of just, like, wanting to
smack him silly. But that was, like... I

639
00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:55,890
mean, I haven't even talked to her. I
don't even know if I want to talk to

640
00:37:55,970 --> 00:38:01,530
I just don't understand what changed,
like, how she was able to turn you guys

641
00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:05,650
both around. I just know how
manipulating she can be. I feel like

642
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:06,890
just picking them all off.

643
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:10,290
Listen, I need my girl to be drunk right
now. She's going to meet John Lakey in

644
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,250
the morning. Wait, how big are you going
to go? She's getting triple Ds. A full

645
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:17,730
C, small D. I'm not being inappropriate,
but we discussed we like Sarah.

646
00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:21,870
Freddie and I were kind of looking at
pictures of what she wanted to go on for

647
00:38:21,870 --> 00:38:28,730
her chest. So I just so happened to
acknowledge Peter's girlfriend's boobs.

648
00:38:28,730 --> 00:38:29,730
like, well, these are nice.

649
00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:31,790
Heck, she should be a boob model.

650
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:36,050
Okay, Sarah's a way bigger D. Hers are
double Ds. If I'm going to help finance

651
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:38,400
this, I want them how I want them.

652
00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,000
Listen, I don't want porn star boobs.

653
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:42,260
I don't like that.

654
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,940
Natural teardrop naturalness.

655
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:46,720
It's not what you want, though.

656
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,920
It's not your paper doll that you're
going to pick out what the boobs she

657
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:54,760
Right? It's also her body. I'm not going
to pay for something that I don't like.

658
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:56,058
Nope, nah.

659
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:59,480
If anyone said, I'm not going to pay for
something I don't want, I would

660
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,560
immediately be like, okay, well then no
thank you. I apologize. I'm sorry. I

661
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,320
didn't mean to say it like that. I'm
just putting you in check, dude, because

662
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,640
that's weird. It's a mistake. I didn't
mean to be crazy.

663
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:12,260
Jackson's been acting kind of weird the
past few days, and I don't know what it

664
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:13,260
is. I don't know if it's Britney.

665
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:14,600
I don't know if it's the arrest.

666
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,920
I'm not sure what it is, but he's
definitely acting strange.

667
00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:31,440
Hey, man, how you doing? I'm fine.

668
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:32,660
You all right? Yeah.

669
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:36,620
I mean, I know Lisa was giving you shit.
I know Katie was giving you shit. I

670
00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:40,340
know that I flaked on this whole sangria
thing, and it's kind of a bad look, but

671
00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:42,280
they're, like, taking this and they're
extrapolating.

672
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,640
Everything's going to be fine.

673
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:47,140
And she's like, are you going to do this
with every job? And Lisa's like, are

674
00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:49,380
you going to do this with every job?
Like, you've got to get your shit

675
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,360
Are you rubbing it in my face?

676
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,460
So you're going to rep our company.

677
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,940
You talked to Pandora, didn't you?

678
00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:57,880
What are you talking about over here?

679
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,960
No, I'm just, you know, sports is going
through some shit.

680
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:04,900
Which, by the way, I know you're
inviting Stassi to the engagement party

681
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:06,600
stuff. Dude, what the f***, man?

682
00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:10,020
A week ago, we were all in agreement
that we're not going to talk to her. Now

683
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:14,220
you guys are falling one by one. She's
not falling. She knows how to... She's

684
00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:16,120
got tact. She went to the weekend season
first. You're right.

685
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:22,980
However... I was so hard on her. Like,
making someone cry. Like, I was like...

686
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,320
What have I done inside?

687
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,320
It's not just you. You're thinking for
Katie, too, dude. And Katie's got such a

688
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,100
grudge against Stassi right now. It's
like, take it down like five knots. Come

689
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:35,340
on. He's had a rough night, man. So you
invited her to your engagement party

690
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:38,920
without telling Katie? I appreciate your
concern, but I have it under control.

691
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,020
She's manipulating you. No, no, no. She
did not manipulate me. You honestly got

692
00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:43,620
to stop being such a pussy. I'm not a
pussy.

693
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,680
I'm not a pussy.

694
00:40:46,499 --> 00:40:48,580
Clearly, Stassi even knows it, too,
because she knew to go to you first.

695
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:53,080
No, no, no, no. Dude, just stop, man.
He's had it. Dude, you're a weak link.

696
00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:53,979
Dude, I'm sorry.

697
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:56,880
Dude, I'm right. I hear what you're
saying. It was his choice to go meet

698
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,820
Stassi. It's like, dude, it's like,
dude, if you got drunk and, like, you

699
00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:02,060
Shay wrecked a car and he broke his leg
and, like, all of a sudden, like, I want

700
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:05,840
to talk about my band or something. It's
like, dude, that's... Shut the fuck up.

701
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,880
What about your fucking band?

702
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:10,880
No, dude, it's not about that. He's just
had a fucking rough day, man. Like,

703
00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:11,940
dude, just be a...

704
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:14,540
I'm out.

705
00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:16,720
I gotta walk it off. You guys figure it
out.

706
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,620
I'm out.

707
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,740
Dude, stop acting like you're the number
one f***ing guy in this group, man.

708
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,520
I'm the number one guy in this group.

709
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,760
Are you f***ing kidding me, Jack?

710
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:29,580
F*** you, man.

711
00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:34,520
You don't get to decide that your ego is
just gonna try and pull f***ing rank on

712
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,520
me or something?

713
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,780
Dude, there's other people here besides
you, man.

714
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,200
I know that.

715
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,320
tough day too oh my god okay look okay
so fine fine going under the knife my

716
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,520
girlfriend's in there talking about
going into surgery okay fine so

717
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:52,100
getting a boot job schwartz is
constantly getting castrated he's a big

718
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:57,880
can handle it stuff you say from like
that you know tom sandoval sometimes can

719
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,560
just piss me off because he thinks like
he's the team captain like he knows best

720
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:06,810
and his word means everything this isn't
all about you man Stop, dude. I didn't

721
00:42:06,810 --> 00:42:10,150
say it was a... Forget you even said
that. Dude, don't say things like that

722
00:42:10,150 --> 00:42:11,029
me.

723
00:42:11,030 --> 00:42:12,030
Stop, man.

724
00:42:12,110 --> 00:42:14,150
Stop trying to hold his hand. Let him do
his own battle.

725
00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:18,730
You know, Sandoval really has no right
to get pissed with me because I'm saying

726
00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:21,930
what's on my mind, and I do tell the
truth. People just don't want to hear

727
00:42:25,490 --> 00:42:28,070
Next time on Vanderpump Rules... We're
here.

728
00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:30,090
Throwing some Ds on that bitch.

729
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,270
Think they both won't be happy.

730
00:42:33,650 --> 00:42:34,650
Ow, ow.

731
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,460
You can see my nipple.

732
00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:42,280
Inviting me lingerie shopping with
Sheena.

733
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,220
Sweeping our shoes under the rug.

734
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:45,420
How is it sexy?

735
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:50,500
You turned up loaded.

736
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,300
Kristen showed up too. You said, you're
not talented.

737
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:55,860
I'm above you. I'm James Kennedy.

738
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,720
Go away and grow the f*** up.

739
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,020
Like, go f*** yourself.

740
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,640
Okay. I feel like...

741
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,500
I'm not accepted if I'm not talked
about. But at 36, I mean, can I change?

742
00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:09,900
I can take care of all my friends. And
you guys can talk shit about me like I'm

743
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,700
a backstabbing, selfish piece of shit.

744
00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:15,820
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